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Thursday, June 21st, 2007
3:06 pm
Ok, so I'm a huge geek. If you didn't know already, let me give an example...

I just found out that the upcoming Iron Man movie (starring Robert Downey Jr., apparently...) will also feature Nick Fury. I dig Fury's character so that was kind of exciting news...until I found out that they're leaning towards casting....Sam Jackson??? Ugh. And, ok, I know that the Ultimates version of Fury was actually based on Jackson so it makes "perfect sense." Whatever. Who cares about Ultimate Nick Fury? I want my classic Fury!

In oddly related news, I got excited because there's an I Am Legend movie coming out. Then I found out that they're casting good ol' blond haired, blue eyed german Neville as...Will Smith. The same Will Smith that was involved in the I Robot abortion. Great stuff, perfect casting. Assuming Smith looked the part, Neville didn't go around belting out snappy one-liners. I just don't see it working.

And I've already been called racist for this, so you can skip that. Oh, and I didn't like the Kingpin being turned black either. I'd get just as upset if they turned Luke Cage or Black Panther or Storm or Blade or War Machine or Bishop or Spawn or Chapel or Shadowhawk or Apocalypse(yeah, I know he's actually grey but I've always pictured him as James Earl Jones...dunno why) or any other black comic character into a white guy on screen...though I suspect in that case it would be ok to be upset about it and it would probably make the news.

I dunno, why not just leave well enough alone? Why make Galactus into a cloud? Why make a Catwoman movie that basically has nothing to do with the character? Or turn Chapel into a random white woman named Priest? Why add a throw-away American actor to The League of Extraordinary Gentleman? Yeah, that movie would have sucked without that change anyway, but... Why mess with the source material in completely unnecessary ways? I get excited about all these movies coming out, then learn about these nutty decisions that kill my geek-boner.

Maybe the new Captain America movie coming out will feature an Asian actor. And the new Hulk will be Indian. Hell, now that Tobe seems to be done with Spiderman, I think we should make him Mexican. That'd be great. They could even use that awesome version of the Spiderman theme song I heard at Vera Cruz. Mexican Spiderman will forever be playing in my brain, I swear.

And Matthew Fox (Jack from Lost) may be playing Racer X in Speed Racer. Weird.

Geek-rant off.

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Tuesday, March 13th, 2007
1:23 pm
I need new music.


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Wednesday, February 21st, 2007
10:35 am - Beware the Bloop!

The site of the Bloop is remarkably close to the site of the fictional city of R'lyeh from H. P. Lovecraft's short story The Call of Cthulhu, where an ancient undersea monster (the Cthulhu) lies sleeping. Lovecraft said that R'lyeh is located at 47°9′S 123°43′W in the southern Pacific Ocean, with the bloop also being targeted somewhere in that range [1]. This has, presumably jocularly, lead many fans to say that the sound was created by Cthulhu.

He's coming!

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Tuesday, February 20th, 2007
2:56 pm - Brom's Gobbly Dog
I found this on Brom's site and loved it...

The Gobbly Dog

Time has left few clear memories from when I was four years old, but there is one recollection that has not faded. I remember drawing a three-headed dog in the dirt with a stick; an awful thing - this beast - all fangs and fire. I was scribbling away with all the intensity of Dr. Frankenstein in his lab when the Devil hopped up on a rock to watch.

"What'cha working on, kiddo?" The Devil asked.

I paused and looked up at the wiry goat legged fellow. "A gobbly dog," I said matter-of-factly then returned to drawing.

The Devil stroked his goatee and murmured, "A gobbly dog …eh?"

After finishing up the eyes and fangs I looked back up and said, "A gobbly dog will eat'ch whole body up y'know, 'cept for your ears of course. Gobbly dogs don't like ears. That is how you can know if a gobbly dog ate someone, 'cause all that'd be left is two bloody ears."

That Devil stared at my drawing then at me. Peered hard he did. I could feel his eyeballs snooping deep into my soul and then I witnessed a shudder creep from his horns right down to the tip of his pointed tail.

"Son …," he said, "that head of yours is plum filled up with monsters. Why I'd venture to say you got more monsters hidden away in there than I have in all the pits of hell."

I remember smiling at this, thinking it a right nice thing to say to someone.

The Devil scratched his noggin, "Son …with all of God's good beauty in the world, why would any youngen want to draw such monstrosities?"

My brows knitted together as I put this to serious contemplation. After a spell I shrugged my shoulders all the way up to my ears and said, " 'cus I like 'em," and went back to drawing my gobbly dog.

That old Devil continued to watch me draw for a while. His saggy face seated in those great big hands of his. I seem to remembering him letting out a long tired sigh at some point and then just wandering on off. Ain't seen hide nor horn of him since.

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Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
3:00 pm - Mooninite Terrorists!
Turn it to Fox News right now and watch for a while...all morning I've watched how all over Boston these "devices" were found and they thought it was a terrorist attack.

Well, they finally show one of them and it's the Mooninites (Ignignokt and Err). Just symbols of characters from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. They go on to say that they're anti-establishment sybmols. Wow.

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Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
10:30 am - it's that time again
Ok, I'm sick of people again. I want some time alone so stay away from my house. If you come over I'm just going to turn you away at the door.

That is all.

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Thursday, January 4th, 2007
11:15 am
Alabama finally has a coach. We'll see how that works out.

Queta just left this morning. We had a good time together, mainly just hanging out and goofing off.

Tried to read Orson Scott Card's newest book but that thing is just too badly written to stick with. I think I'm going to finish reading Speaker for the Dead and then give up on Crazy Card. I haven't read any Vonnegut in a while and I want to pick up some Terry Pratchett. There's so many books I've been recommended but just haven't gotten around to reading yet.

I need to get back into the habit of sketching at least once a day as well. I know it sounds weird, but I remember feeling a lot better when I'd do it. It kind of relaxes me.

Hope everyone is having a good new year so far. Mine has gone well.

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Tuesday, December 26th, 2006
1:03 pm
I'm so glad Christmas is over.

I want to bang my head against the wall.

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Thursday, December 14th, 2006
6:26 pm
On the twelfth day of Christmas, mrgrey sent to me...
Twelve schoolgirls drawing
Eleven tapeworms squirting
Ten concerts a-tubring
Nine cigars de-fetusing
Eight hicks ass-slaping
Seven rednecks a-yeungling
Six geeks a-chatting
Five hu-u-u-uman-slaying robots
Four sleazy winks
Three detachable penis
Two money shots
...and an akira in a brandy.
Get your own Twelve Days:

Ok, I never do this kind of shit and now it's all I post. The hick ass-slapping amused me.

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Wednesday, December 13th, 2006
6:17 pm - My Xmas Stocking
my xmas stockingCollapse )

Hey, look, I'm feeling the Xmas spirit.

Now that that's over with...anyone on my friend's list have a 360? I have no friends on xbox live. Very sad.

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Sunday, December 10th, 2006
1:40 am
Just finished reading I Am Legend...good, short book if you're into that kind of thing. I'm looking forward to seeing the Vincent Price and Charleston Heston movie versions, but I cringe to think about the upcoming Will Smith version. I'm sure it'll be as horrible an adaptation as I, Robot was.

The lead character in I Am Legend is a blonde haired, blue eyed man and they're casting Will Smith. Ben Cortman is a chubby character described as looking like Oliver Hardy...so they tried to get Johnny Depp to play the part. Brilliant. Hollywood, I love you.

I really hope the Watchmen flick doesn't get butchered.

I think I'm going to start on Ender's Game now or maybe read some Vonnegut. Anyone have any recommendations?

Tonight I think I'm going to brave the mobs of Christmas shoppers in order to return some fautly stuff. I hate this time of year...every time I go to a store i feel like I'm in a zombie movie. Screaming kids and screaming parents don't really get me in the holiday mood. They do, however, make me wish castration was enforced as a form of birth control.

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Thursday, December 7th, 2006
8:40 pm
Last night I kept waking up from bad dreams feeling more than a little uneasy. I feel exhausted.

I put what I could remember of the dreams behind a cut because...well, who really ever likes hearing about someone else's dreams?

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Most of my dreams have been rather violent as of late. I don't really know what to make of it, but it's been the cause of some rough sleep.

I'm going to just assume it's all because I'm a latent, repressed homosexual.

current mood: tired

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Saturday, November 25th, 2006
9:23 pm - beer beer beer
I've drank a bit too much the past few nights. Austin turned 21 and we celebrated by trying to kill him with alcohol. Luckily, he lived. Dave bought everyone these monstrous 10-inch cigars that were almost too thick to fit into your mouth. I don't think anyone was able to finish theirs. I smoked mine for over an hour and still hadn't really put a dent in it. Other highlights from Austin's party included Austin puking up what appeared to be nothing but beer foam (and lots of it, too!) and then falling backwards and ripping his pants. It was a good party.

The next day was Turkey Day, so I went to my aunt's and we all drank again. My family is pretty fun when they drink. Then, Friday, Matt came over for more drinking. Hoss, Derek, Britney and my cousin Jon came over as well. Good time just sitting by the fire and drinking but Matt seemed down.

It's been a good week. It was great seeing all the people that I don't get to see often. Hope everyone else is enjoying themselves as well.

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Thursday, November 2nd, 2006
5:46 pm - Another Halloween Down the Tubes
Well, Halloween came and went with a whimper around here. Troy came over and we drank around a fire while listening to horror music...and that's all I did. I miss doing stuff for Halloween. I even made two masks from scratch since I was low on cash this year...and didn't even get to use them. Oh well, maybe next year.

Hope everyone else had a more exciting Halloween.

I might get to see the Bonifay kids this weekend, but I'm not sure. I miss them, so I'm hoping. I think I'll go buy some Club 400 whiskey for Steph just in case ;)

Happy birthday, Matt. You cockmongler.

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Saturday, October 28th, 2006
10:20 pm
Ok...I just saw a commercial for a company that runs background checks on whoever you want. And the commercial was kind of aimed at girls who are dating a new guy.

Creepy stuff. Stalker type stuff.

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Wednesday, September 27th, 2006
9:17 pm
The Oval Office carpet is thick with Presidential semen. They look out of the window, think "I own you all" and jack off like ugly apes in humping season. It's what they live for. No one who wants that is to be trusted. Why can't you all see that?

So, Transmetropolitan is pretty fantastic...much better than I had thought. Spider Jerusalem is a fun character and reminds me a lot of good ol' Hunter S (who I'm sure he was based on). It my not be set in this time period, but it's full of relevance...along with violence and black humor.

Thank goodness I have stuff to read.

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Sunday, September 10th, 2006
1:23 pm
So Ben just l it a cigarette and the thing basically exploded. I heard him scream "WOOOOOOOOOO!" and looked over and the thing burnt to the filter in less than a second. I can't stop laughing.

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Saturday, September 9th, 2006
11:46 am
My Interests Collage!Collapse )
Create your own! Originally Written By ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424

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10:59 am
I'm watching a cartoon called Dragon Hunters on cartoon network and the theme song is done by....The Cure??

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2:17 am
Drunk driving is horrible and you should never do it.

Everything is out of order and it doesn't seem like the peices will ever fit back into place.

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